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Apartment for rent

Posted by lynnontop on August 2, 2005

I took yet another day off to participate in the train wreck that is my mother’s life. Today was the Ontario Rental Housing Tribunal hearing. Bottom line – instead of $9,100 in damages and an immediate eviction, my mom and sister can move out on Aug 15 and pay $1,347.25. Apparently this figure represents the cost of the doors which *must* be replaced in order to meet firecodes. Ya – right – like they’re going to bother replacing them. Whatever.  It worked out ok overall – considering the potential for a $9,100 payout if the tribunal member – Babatunde Olokun- turned out to be hugely pro landlord (the duty counsel had only worked with him twice before, and didn’t have a good read on him – but he lost all his cases last time he was up before him).

Moral of the story: Mom fucked up, she’ll have to pay the consequences. It just sucks that we all get to pay the consequences too.  Especially my sister.

… Oh ya, Neil, our Duty Counsel, said that Lorelei Andrews (legal representative for Melchior Management) is a reasonable person and we should be able to negotiate with her. Sorry, but I don’t find a damages claim for $9,100 and a sensationalized account of the events on an eviction application to be “reasonable”. That said, we did negotiate. But after the agreement, she could not look at us. Interesting. I looked at her, though. It’s hard not to look at a fat woman in a bright green shiny dress – even though you wish you could avert your eyes.

One Response to “Apartment for rent”

  1. JAMES LONGING said

    I JUST READ WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT LORELEI ANDREWS AND I THINK YOU ARE A SICK AND DISGUSTING MINDED PERSON WHO NEEDS HELP IMMEDIATELY WHO ARE YOU TO TALK ABOUT SOMONE BASH THEM JUST BECAUSE YOUR A STUPID DUMB ASS WHO DOSENT NO SHIT ABOUT WHAT U WERE DOING. I THINK U SHOULD HAVE GOT WORSE THEN WHAT YOU ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT. PERSONALY I THINK U NEED TO DIVE OFF A CLIFF THIS MESSAGE MAY HAVE BEEN WROTE A LONG TIME AGO I AM JUST READING IT FOR THE FIRST TIME NOW AND I AM SORRY TO SAY BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU NEVER WOULD WANT TO SEE YOU BUT IF I DID I WOULD HAVE TO SAY YOU WOULD PROBABLY BE A 2 TONE MAKE UP WEARING PIMPLE FACE LOSER WHO NEVER GOT ANYHWERE IN LIFE, NEVER WILL NEVER CAN AND YOUR ONLY ENJOYMENT OUT OF LIFE IS TO HATE ON OTHERS YOU CAN NEVER EVEN COME CLOSE TO IN THE POOR EXSISTANCE OF LIFE YOU MAY HAVE LEFT. TAKE ANOTHER PILL HAVE A DRINK AND JUST THINK INTELLIGENT NEXT TIME YOU FEEL TO OPEN YOUR INFECTED SEWER INFESTED MOUTH CAUSE NOBODYS TRYING TO HEAR A DUMB ASS.

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